oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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contraception:

when ur best friend is sad

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thatsnothowitworks:

chongotheartist:

100 daddies

Not the turn I thought it was going to take.

thatsnothowitworks:

chongotheartist:

100 daddies

Not the turn I thought it was going to take.

me: (thinks something mean)
me: dont be fucking rude
For a children’s show, Adventure Time is full of adult fears

calwaverly:

tumblrisweird:

Being unable to care for your child

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Being overpowered by your child

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Being manipulated into an abusive relationship

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Being attacked by your spouse

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Depression and attempted suicide

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Threat of miscarriage

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Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s

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Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse

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Adventure time isn’t a kids show. It’s a people show.

thevirginharry:

(~ ͡°o ͜ʖo ͡°) come closer, child, so that i might see you

harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

human:

rights

telapathetic:

music is like a hug for ur ears

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power